I thought common sense was a universal thing, but clearly it's not...
1. Push the button for either up or down and then move quickly towards the elevator door.
2. Stand directly in front of the elevator door, and wait until it stops on your floor.
3. The instant the door opens, walk directly into the crowd of people who are trying to get out.
4. Say something like "ai yo!" as one of the exiting people bumps into you.
5. Wonder for a while about why that person ran into you.
6. Despite others who are riding the same elevator with you, hold the door open for your friend, who is about 100 meters away.
7. Talk as loudly as you can, even though it's a small, enclosed space.
This may be a bit of an exaggeration, since I've never personally experienced all of these together in one elevator ride. However, for those of you who have been to China, you know what I'm talking about...
1. Push the button for either up or down and then move quickly towards the elevator door.
2. Stand directly in front of the elevator door, and wait until it stops on your floor.
3. The instant the door opens, walk directly into the crowd of people who are trying to get out.
4. Say something like "ai yo!" as one of the exiting people bumps into you.
5. Wonder for a while about why that person ran into you.
6. Despite others who are riding the same elevator with you, hold the door open for your friend, who is about 100 meters away.
7. Talk as loudly as you can, even though it's a small, enclosed space.
This may be a bit of an exaggeration, since I've never personally experienced all of these together in one elevator ride. However, for those of you who have been to China, you know what I'm talking about...
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