Typical trip to a Chinese bank

1. Find the ticket machine and press the button for the type of banking service you want
2. Look at your ticket and find that 150 people are ahead of you.
3. Glance at all the available counters and find that only one clerk is working.
4. Sit down, twiddle your thumbs, and have a few cigarettes.
5. After about an hour, your number will finally come up and a sense of achievement will overcome you.
6. After talking with the clerk, you found out the transaction you want to complete is only available on Mondays and Friday from 8 AM to 9 AM both days.
7. Leave the bank with your head down while cursing to yourself.